Friday, September 3, 2010

The basis of the caveman craze

Poem by Marc Aupiais

Bearded wild hobos,
Cavemen with guns and bombs,
Forget couch potatos-
Chill out in some Afghani caves!

23 virgins- but delivery after death-
Sorry you can't enjoy them-
With the zest of life!?

The question is-
Do they remain virgins,
Does Paradise reproduce child-s!?

Al Qaeda- The Basis-
Causing terror to fashion designers,
In Paris (pronounce paree) and Milan!

Free demolition of bad architecture!
Delivery included!

Just don't smell them too much!
They use airborne bacteria to cause-
Some alarm!

They don't much like planes,
Not plain enough to satisfy The Base!

A threat to world order,
Certainly to fashion sense!

How often do they bathe?

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