Bearded wild hobos,
Cavemen with guns and bombs,
Forget couch potatos-
Chill out in some Afghani caves!
23 virgins- but delivery after death-
Sorry you can't enjoy them-
With the zest of life!?
The question is-
Do they remain virgins,
Does Paradise reproduce child-s!?
Al Qaeda- The Basis-
Causing terror to fashion designers,
In Paris (pronounce paree) and Milan!
Free demolition of bad architecture!
Just don't smell them too much!
They use airborne bacteria to cause-
They don't much like planes,
Not plain enough to satisfy The Base!
A threat to world order,
Certainly to fashion sense!
How often do they bathe?